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Ping, Pong Ping, Pong Ping, Pong Table, Tennis Table tennis girl Ping pong is played with a small, round, hollow ball Usually white in color And incredibly bouncy Bouncy, girl Ping pong is played with a small, round, hollow girl One girl described to me how she, girl Small, colorful paddles are used to thwack the ball rapidly between opponents Rebounding off a green table with a miniature net hence the name; ping pong Fast, exhilarating, and immensely enjoyable Table tennis girl, Ping pong Table tennis girl, Ping pong Played with a small, round, hollow ball White in color Fast, exhilarating, and immensely enjoyable Table tennis girl, Ping pong Thwack Table tennis girl, Ping pong Incredibly bouncy And incredibly bouncy Girl, ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong, Table, tennis Table tennis girl Table tennis girl Ping pong Goodnight, and ping, pong Ping pong

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